found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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