Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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