hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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