Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants

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(785): View more from Kansas

whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick

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(207): View more from Maine

guess who has a date tonight

(401): View more from Rhode Island

look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed

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(207): View more from Maine

Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Less talking, more tequila

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(518): View more from New York

He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!

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I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.

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