drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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