let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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