I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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