oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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