Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
