It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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