yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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