hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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