We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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