I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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