It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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