a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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