Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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