Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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