he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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