Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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