About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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