this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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