He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
pop tarts are not kleenex
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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