Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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