In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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