Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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