It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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