do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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