he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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