The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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