I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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