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(425): View more from Washington

Hi

(805): View more from California

Babe...You're really smothering me right now

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(845): View more from New York

I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.

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(716): View more from New York

I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat

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(574): View more from Indiana

You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass

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