I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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