i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
