All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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