I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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