my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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