how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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