i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
sex in a hospital.. check
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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