reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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