You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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