And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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