That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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