Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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