This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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