glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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