clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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