i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You ever have a fart follow you around?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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