She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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