did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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