What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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