There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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