kristin has been a bad kristin
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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