Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The air taste purple.
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