There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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