It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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